[Sasuke looks pissed, but only to those unused to his various levels of apathetic glare. The intensity marks the tells to what he feels beneath, and judging by the dark furrow between tired eyes it's more than just his usual Bad Mood. His voice rasps with fatigue when he speaks, unrelated to the current problem;]

Naruto, where the hell are you?

[A  ( Read more... )

The human hunt started today. Good luck. Also, I'll take the iguana if no one else wants it.

What else.

Hnnh....  There's a new employee at the Majors Club I've yet to meet. Mostly due to my poor work ethic and time off lately, but whatever.

Hello Samus.

I hope my stalker hasn't been bothering you on your shifts. Itachi's been enabling him more ( Read more... )

[Toneless:]

Usuratonkachi, you can use my room if the couch gets too crowded. I won't be needing it for awhile. Try to not burn the house down; you know how to disarm my traps so don't just throw clones at it until there's none left. That method doesn't work indoors.

Taishou - Itachi will be covering my shifts at the club.

The rats here are beyond disgusting now. Cheshire can't eat them anymore. Cheshire also doesn't like the idea of this whole "vaccine" business.

Kei...

Kei wouldn't happen to have more of those delicious snacks? Cheshire thinks they taste much better than the rats and rat-pigeons.

[Third try's the charm. Or is it the sixth? He can't remember. You'd think after months spent in the bowels of the coldest villages imaginable, sleeping under the stars and in caves while weathering the elements would have turned his immune system to stone.

Instead he finds himself red around the nose and congested, slouching on his bed and ( Read more... )

A quick survey -- how many of you here are adults?

More specifically, does anyone here enjoy adult... media and entertainment?

[ All of the following messages are private to each individual person, and they are written in Kakashi's chicken scratch handwriting, in the language from their world. ]

( Private to Naruto )

Locked to Itachi|    Stop taking unnecessary risks.

//

Public|

What is a 'Nazi'?

[He speaks while in the middle of lacing up one of his boots. The orange couch is mysteriously missing from this picture. Truth is, he's sent it in - for a ridiculous sum of money - to be reupholstered and repaired. He has a nagging suspicion when the work on that ( Read more... )

Unless that ... thing, has managed to grow legs and transport itself short distances, there's no excuse for its return to my house. Naruto, stop breaking and entering when I'm not home.

Or at any other time.

[Behind him, said couch is perched gently decomposing in a spew of stuffing and biohazard-orange fibers. His attempt to dispose of it in the ( Read more... )

[The rain is beating down like the hand of God, needling sharp nails of water pressure into the top of his skull and his shoulders. Sasuke lifts a hand slowly to shield his eyes and directs a frown up at the sky.

The sky, that he can clearly see through a sizeable hole right in the middle of their living-room ceiling.( Cut for Length )

What is that absurdity in the newsfeed today in the help-wanted ad? All that business about "low mileage" and "itself" and what-have-you? Are they seeking a servant or a damned robot?

[A pause]

Where does everyone come from, and what was the precise date on the day of your departure? Further, what were you doing at the moment you were brought